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Ab Quest Week #26
I’m typing this on my phone, which is more tedious than I had hoped. The mobile versions of WordPress are dreadful. I don’t understand why they don’t make a more user friendly version, or perhaps I...
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Ab Quest Week #27
Well, this resolution is halfway over, but it seems I’m in need of some serious redirection. Lately, nothing with my fitness has been going right, but that’s only because I haven’t been doing...
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Ab Quest Week #28
Can we have a serious chat, reader? I look fantastic. I’m sure you’ve noticed. For the past few weeks — months really, I guess — I’ve not been very dedicated to my goals. You know that, I whine about...
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Ab Quest Week #29
Don’t expect good things in this post. I was raring to go throughout the work week with my fitness, but then I remembered that I’m going to Wisconsin for a long weekend. You know what trips are all...
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Ab Quest Week #30
There’s a reason I look pissed in this week’s picture and it has nothing to do with my fitness, because I look pretty good this week, and it has nothing to do with my life because everything is just...
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Why Don’t You? #9
Monday: Why don’t you write your favorite author a note telling them how much you adore them and want to be their friend and want to be them and want to do everything with them and how you’re...
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Ab Quest Week #31
I barely touched food or water on Saturday in preparation for today’s “Fourth ANNUAL PHILLIPS FAMILY SHITTY HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR.” Traditionally, we gorge ourselves on horrible food and...
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Ab Quest Week #32
You know who had great abs? Jesus. He always looks so fit up there on his cross, flaunting his muscles, making us all jealous. Rude of him. Anyway, Jesus must have had some excellent lighting whilst he...
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Ab Quest Week #33
In taking the picture for this week’s post, it dawned on me with awful clarity that this is probably the body I’m going to have for a while. (Or awhile? I’ve still not mastered that one.) I’m not...
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A Word From Reverend Benjamin #13
Holla Flock! Many people who are religious leaders — like me! — are important and vital members of the community. You come to us for counseling and to hear confession. Nobody’s confessed anything to...
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Ab Quest Week #34
I have learned quite a lot about New Year’s Resolutions over the past two years doing them. In fact, you could consider me an expert; I do. We are nearing 2013s conclusion (which boggles my mind — how...
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Ab Quest Week #35
I don’t feel nearly as fat this weekend as I have in the past and I can only credit this success to my good friend, Beyoncé. On Friday night, I went to her concert and danced my ass off. Then, when I...
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Ab Quest Week #36
I realize that I could have a hot body and even drive a Bugatti…but I don’t want to work, bitch, you know? I don’t mind walking on the treadmill and I do it a few times a week, but doing anything else...
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Ab Quest Week #37
Some weeks, I’m sexier than others. For instance, two weeks ago was rather stunning, I thought. I had great hair and the lighting was so very nice coming through the window. Then last week I couldn’t...
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Ab Quest Week #38
HELLO READER! I’m back from my holiday hiatus and we have a world of things to discuss. First off, it’s effing freezing. Work has been cancelled for the past two days because the highest the...
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Ab Quest Week #39
I’m very happy that there are only thirteen more weeks left in this resolution. I have learned a lot about abdominals in my quest to obtain them. I’ve been close several times, but I’ve come to terms...
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Ab Quest Week #40
I have something rather dramatic to declare here. I don’t think of myself as a quitter, but I have decided to quit this resolution. I have been avoiding this post for weeks now, but I feel that the...
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Why Don’t You #24
Monday: Why don’t you go shopping for loads of art supplies and then put them on your desk to give yourself the appearance of a creative type? Even if you don’t have an artistic side, you can always...
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THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #75
LOVE: Penny Dreadful: Readers, I am obsessed with a new show. I didn’t intend to watch this one and in fact I already gave it up. I watched the first two minutes of Penny Dreadful, but I couldn’t get...
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THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #76
LOVE: “Almost Royal” on BBC America: I have fallen in love with television again. There are such good shows on! It’s not like the dark ages of the past where I only had Honey Boo Boo to happily sustain...
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